Alex and His Unusual Obsession: Nighttime Kitty Antics

Have you ever ever woken up in the course of the evening and thought, “what the heck is that noise?” What am I saying, after all you may have; you may have cats. I’m positive you’re all acquainted with the sound of your favourite feline about to violently eject their dinner onto your bedspread, which, if they may do at 7am as a substitute of 2am, would really be useful. However as I lay awake one evening, listening to this new, unfamiliar sound, I knew it wasn’t the audio accompaniment to an impending upchuck; it was one thing totally different.

The difficulty with making an attempt to work out the place within the darkness an alien sound is coming from is that as quickly as you begin wanting, the noise invariably stops, so it took me a number of nights to find the wrongdoer. My four-year-old ginger cat, Alex, vigorously licking a plastic bag.

Why?

This is a superb query, and one which I nonetheless don’t really feel like I’ve answered to my satisfaction. Initially, I assumed that it was simply that exact plastic bag; it will need to have contained one thing scrumptious, or had one thing spilled or sprayed on it. However no, it seems that Alex’s style in plastic is way from discerning.

If there may be any plastic bag left inside his attain, he might be there, licking away. He doesn’t do it in the course of the day, and he doesn’t lick different plastic receptacles. Buying baggage, bin baggage, and particularly publish baggage have turn out to be Alex’s nocturnal obsession.

Regardless of having been a vet for nicely over a decade, this was not a conduct I had encountered earlier than, however because it seems, Alex just isn’t alone. In actual fact, there are a number of theories to clarify this specific feline fetish, none of which could be definitively confirmed.

Is it the…

• Texture? Is it the feeling of tough tongue in opposition to this clean floor that appeals? However it have to be one thing about the way in which that the bag strikes, as different plastic objects simply don’t reduce it.
• Taste? I admit, this isn’t one thing I’ve examined myself, nevertheless it’s laborious to think about {that a} plastic bag can be notably mouthwatering. Plus, we’ve got round 20 instances extra style buds than cats; absolutely they aren’t detecting one thing we aren’t.
• Scent? That is the place cats have us beat. 200 million olfactory receptors vs. our paltry 5 million, and this sense additionally contributes to how issues style.
• Chemical substances? We all know that plastic baggage are horrible for the surroundings, they usually’re not too nice for us both. Chemical substances like phenols and phthalates have been discovered to have some properties that mimic or block human hormones like estrogens. Maybe that is what attracts a cat.
• Sound? The rustling sound the plastic makes whereas being licked might be an element, though one would count on that this might encourage them to play with the bag reasonably than deal with it like a popsicle.

There’s one other chance that I can not ignore, and that’s that Alex could be a sandwich wanting a picnic. However in his protection, aside from a couple of little eccentricities equivalent to his “somersault of happiness”, the way in which he at all times crosses his entrance legs after they’re not splayed out in unusual angles, and his weekly behavior of sitting on the kitchen counter ready for his teaspoon of milk, he usually appears to be of fairly sound thoughts!

Am I Apprehensive?

Look, there may be at all times the danger that Alex may swallow, inhale, or choke throughout his late-night licking, however I’ve by no means noticed, or seen proof of, him biting or chewing the plastic. Simply the tender, considerably obsessive, licking.

The fact is, he’s most likely at far larger threat of being buffeted within the head by the cushion I ship flying in the direction of him at 3am. I’ve realized to carry out a nightly reconnaissance to ensure that any baggage have been fastidiously stashed away or disposed of; maybe Alex has simply been making an attempt to get me to tidy up a bit extra!

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We should always all be utilizing much less plastic, and if one of many unintended advantages of seeing a discount in its use is that I’m much less prone to be woken by the lick, lick, lick of Alex’s unusual preoccupation, then that’s simply another reason to get on board. After all, with 5 cats and 5 canine, one in every of them’s certain to do one thing to maintain me awake!